PWN3D V

By this point, you all know the deal. Get your tickets out - I need to see everyone's ticket - because the pain train's about to leave the station.

Meet Dheng!

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From: Dheng!
Date: Nov 4 2006 3:10 PM
Subject: hi

do you mind goin for a guy?

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From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Date: Nov 4 2006 3:35 PM
Subject: RE: hi

Sure, you know any?

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From: Dheng!
Date: Nov 4 2006 3:36 PM
Subject: RE: RE: hi

I'm talking about me. Do you mind going for a filipino?

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From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Date: Nov 4 2006 3:37 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: hi

If you changed the "he" in your name to a "u," then your name would be Dung. Oh wait, I mean Dung!

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From: Dheng!
Date: Nov 4 2006 3:38 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: hi

oh! lol! So you cool with me?

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From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Date: Nov 4 2006 3:43 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: hi

Yeah, I'm cool with you. So when are you available to supe up my Honda?

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From: Dheng!
Date: Nov 4 2006 3:45 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: hi

As soon as you can get my big engine to run.

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From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Date: Nov 4 2006 3:51 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: hi

I've got a better idea. How about you get that "big engine" of yours running by yourself while I call INS.

Speaking of illegal immigrants, meet another scholar who’s probably posing in front of the mirror, holding a 9MM sideways and trying out different line readings for, “Say hello to my little friend.”

Meet WESO27TRAMP

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From: WESO27TRAMP
Date: Nov 3, 2006 11:03 AM
Subject: No Subject

was upsexy what itdo

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From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Date: Nov 3, 2006 11:08 AM
Subject: RE: No Subject

Does talk like that ever actually attract anything besides your overweight primas?

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From: WESO27TRAMP
Date: Nov 3 2006 1:06 PM
Subject: RE: RE: No Subject

was up let kick it

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From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Date: Nov 3 2006 2:39 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: No Subject

Let me see if I can write this in a way you'd understand, scrapeback...

Yo PaPi, i No LiKeY cHuLo pEnDeJoS.

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From: WESO27TRAMP
Date: Nov 3 2006 5:12 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: No Subject

what

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From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Date: Nov 3 2006 5:25 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: No Subject

Are you still trying to email me? Be a good boy and go mouth-fuck a shotgun.

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From: WESO27TRAMP
Date: Nov 3 2006 5:37 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: No Subject

fuck you white trach bitch

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From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Date: Nov 3 2006 5:45 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: No Subject

Aw, does this mean I'm not invited to your quinceañera, beandip?

In case you haven’t figured it out yet, the common thread uniting this batch of morons is the inability to differentiate interest from disinterest. Which probably goes back to them being molested or something… what am I, a fucking psychologist?

Meet Breavon

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From: Breavon
Date: Nov 3, 2006 12:51 AM
Subject: No Subject

though that i write you in hope that you get back at me tonite.

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From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Date: Nov 3 2006 11:18 AM
Subject: RE: No Subject

What's going on tonight? Is Friday when the soup kitchen lets you bring a plus one?

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From: Breavon
Date: Nov 3 2006 4:20 PM
Subject: RE: RE: No Subject

what is happening with you tonite?Me and my girl is just going to kick back.See if we can get into some hot chat with someone.

Yes, he’s actually trying to sweeten the pot with this fug-monster below.

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From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Date: Nov 3 2006 5:06 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: No Subject

Sorry, I wouldn't feel right having cyber sex with you because you're already in a relationship.

And also because cyber's fucking retarded.

And also because your woman looks fucking retarded.

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From: Breavon
Date: Nov 3 2006 5:20 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: No Subject

okay u say u not into cyber sex thats what it says on the first line of your profile but u say u love roleplaying isnt that the same thing

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From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Date: Nov 3 2006 5:26 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: No Subject

Cyber sex and roleplaying aren't even remotely the same thing. Cyber is mutual masturbation facillitated through the discussion of sex via computer. Roleplay is pretending your partner's something they are not to increase stimulation during intercourse. For example, if we were to roleplay together, you might pretend that I was your school teacher while I would pretend that your flaccid, fifty year old penis was actually capable of giving me an orgasm.

Here’s another crotch that just doesn’t get it. But he’s from one of those non-American countries that considers fried dog a culinary masterpiece, so at least he has an excuse.

Meet Artin

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From: Artin
Date: Nov 3, 2006 9:27 AM
Subject: No Subject

i think im faling in love whit your ass if that is possibel..

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From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Date: Nov 3, 2006 8:07 PM
Subject: RE: No Subject

If only you could fall in love with correct grammar.

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From: Artin
Date: Nov 3, 2006 12:09 PM
Subject: RE: RE: No Subject

excuse me, im from sweden and english isnt my best subjekt as you can see..

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From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Date: Nov 3, 2006 9:10 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: No Subject

At least you have those super smooth pick up lines to fall back on.

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From: Artin
Date: Nov 3, 2006 12:11 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: No Subject

lucky me...

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From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Date: Nov 3 2006 12:17 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: No Subject

Lucky you? More like fugly you.

Artin’s not the only foreigner who possesses a stronger grasp on his penis than he does on the English language.

Meet hasan

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: hasan
Date: Nov 3, 2006 12:48 AM
Subject: No Subject

hi
how am u
am u alone now

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From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Date: Nov 3 2006 11:21 AM
Subject: RE: No Subject

No, I'm not alone now. You'll have to wait until later to try and rape me.

This next guy wins the grand prize as this batch’s moron of morons. He “loves anything with a risk” and yet won’t post a picture of his face. Don’t crash the CPU of your brain machine trying to reconcile this walking contradiction. Just read, enjoy, and know that I love you.

Meet bruce

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From: bruce

Date: Nov 9 2006 11:29 AM

Subject: HOT

Hey whats up?---Love anything with a risk

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From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Date: Nov 9 2006 7:19 PM
Subject: RE: HOT

That explains why it burns when you pee.

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From: bruce
Date: Nov 10 2006 8:44 AM
Subject: RE: RE: HOT

What?

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From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Date: Nov 10 2006 11:54 AM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: HOT

Sorry. I meant to say...

U R so seXxXi. cAn we pleeeeeeeeeez FUK????

Douchebag.

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From: bruce
Date: Nov 10 2006 1:11 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: HOT

Sure babe, but you better rest up:)

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From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Date: Nov 10 2006 11:15 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: HOT

Rest up? Why? Does it take a lot of effort to contract gonorrhea?

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From: bruce
Date: Nov 11 2006 8:26 AM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: HOT

No safesex for me

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From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Date: Nov 11 2006 11:24 AM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: HOT

Safe sex for you would mean that halfway through the act I hit you in the balls with a sledgehammer to make sure you're incapable of passing your idiot DNA to another generation of mouth breathers.

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From: bruce
Date: Nov 11 2006 5:11 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: HOT

That would hurt---Not fun

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From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Date: Nov 11 2006 6:56 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: HOT

You can't be a real human. You must be one of those super intelligent apes that can type or use sign language.

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From: bruce
Date: Nov 11 2006 6:59 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: HOT

Yes, and you must be smarter than I thought

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From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Date: Nov 11 2006 7:11 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: HOT

Excellent observation, Koko. Here's a banana.

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From: bruce
Date: Nov 11 2006 7:22 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: HOT

Maybe you can use it--I dont like them

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From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Date: Nov 11 2006 7:24 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: HOT

That's because you're not supposed to peel the banana before you stick it up your ass.

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From: bruce
Date: Nov 11 2006 7:26 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: HOT

You first

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From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Date: Nov 11 2006 7:38 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: HOT

Wow. What a burn. I can see you now in front of your keyboard screeching, "Ooo ooo, aah aah!" while leaping around, shitting in your hand and flinging it against the monitor.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: bruce
Date: Nov 11 2006 7:43 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: HOT

What the fuck are you talking about

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From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Date: Nov 11 2006 7:51 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: HOT

Whoah - are you a psychic monkey too? "What the fuck are you talking about?" is exactly what I think every time I open one of your emails!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: bruce
Date: Nov 11 2006 7:55 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: HOT

I was thinking the same thing

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From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Date: Nov 11 2006 8:08 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: HOT

You were thinking? I don't believe it. If you'd said you were picking lice off the other monkey in your cage, I'd believe that. But thinking? Too farfetched.