I have to drive to Austin tomorrow at 7am. I’ve been working my ass off this week in preparation for what’s going down at a meeting at the capitol tomorrow. I’d go into more detail but it’s rather boring. If all goes as planned, however, then I’ll get to give the proverbial finger to an entire neighborhood of white trash mother fuckers who tried to put the kibosh on a money making endeavor. Capitalism FTW! (hopefully)

In honor of this potential victory I present for your viewing pleasure the grossest sexual act I’ve seen in weeks that doesn’t involve feces and a harelip.