Darkstar's Bad Advice of the Day 002
Call up all of your single girlfriends today (Feb. 15th), and ask them what they did last night.
Call up all of your single girlfriends today (Feb. 15th), and ask them what they did last night.
Query
Find that slice of Deuce you were looking forEnhance
Darkstar reveals the mysteries of the internet- Gizoogaling the Deuce Goose
I post shit on this site because I like to go back months/days/hours later and read about my misfortune. People's misfortune makes me laugh, even my own. This link takes you to The Deuce Goose translated by Gizoogle. A lot of it is fucking stupid but every now and then it translates one of my sentences from pure gold into pure mithril.- What You'll Do For Valentine's Day
Darkstar agrees with the results of this poll. I agree with Darkstar. The poll agrees with me (metacognizantly, bitches). And the circle is complete.- Kids Kuisine
Darkstar made this for Victor Mignogna's birthday, he loved it. Can't recommend this recipe enough.- Fuck You Internet Explorer
BYOB, Bring Your Own Booya. Internet Explorer is now down to 85% of the browser market. Why? Because it's antiquated garbage. Firefox 4 Eva.- Scrotal Safety Commission
excellent informational piece- Make Me King
Fucking incredible! The god damn dedication exhibited here gets a curtsey from me. These guys take user submitted "dares" and complete them, you can imagine where that leads- Billy Zabka
folks, this one's going to be up a while. Why? Because I love the absolute fucking shit out of this guy! "Put him in a body bag, Johnny!"- Rap Lyrics Translated
I can't understand Spanish for shit, my whole life I've taken Spanish classes and pretty much anything except counting to 10 completely escapes me. Some people have a gift for language, one day it just 'clicks' and when they hear Spanish or whatever language they've been studying they start to understand it, not just translate individual words but actually understand what they're hearing without translating. For me, rap music is like that, it's just an innate understanding that so many white people just don't get. This site should help a little bit for those people who don't understand what rappers are actually saying, I recommend studying it and coming to grips with how totally fucking awesome rap music actually is. - What You'll Do For Valentine's Day
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