Infinite props goes out from the Deuce Goose to Deadwood's Al Swearengen played by Ian McShane who just won a Golden Globe for the best performance by an actor in a dramatic television series. Swearengen earned this award through blood, sweat, saying "fuck" a hundred times an episode, and fucking prostitutes constantly which was directly responsible for Deadwood being the Best. Show. Ever. If you missed the first season (I pity your mortal soul) they're being played again on HBO right now and the DVDs come out February 8. The second season airs beginning in March, if you don't watch it then you are a coward and I deem your life to be without worth. [preemptive spit]
Further infinity props go out to Jason Bateman who just won a Golden Globe for his role as Michael Bluth in Fox's Arrested Development. Arrested Development is the funniest television series in existence. The second season is airing now and it's nothing short of inspired. Again, if you're not watching it your life is forfeit. Your life is forfeit not just because you're not watching Arrested Development but also because you're a filthy Alliance pussy since only an Alliance pussy wouldn't be watching Arrested Development. I'm 52% of the way to level 36 cocksucker and when I hit 40 your ass is mine! Horde HONOR!