Skull Leader, back in town to regroup, alerted me to the fact that it's Cinco de Mayo. For the uneducated out there, Cinco de Mayo is a Mexican holiday celebrating their independence from Spain (Even though they actually declared independence from Spain on September 15). Overcome with the spirit of the holiday I invited my maid over to clean my apartment. Hollah!
Query
Find that slice of Deuce you were looking forEnhance
Darkstar reveals the mysteries of the internet- The Bulge
shhh... this is the Originator's secret- aaaaaaabortion
Darkstar suggested I might not want to link to this article since it's way fucked up, but I know subconsciously he wants me to link to it so I will. Prepare to feel funny inside.- The Coolness of Cocaine
Darkstar is sure this is how our delightful friend Andy Dick will go down and I wholeheartedly agree, at least I hope he does something this awesome- Rapists Hits It Big
wow, I don't even know what to say about this one (besides "fucking rad", of course). I guess my only unanswered question is how many cigarettes it cost this guy to buy a lotto ticket?- Old Navy Nightmare
I feel for this girl, I really do, uncontrollable diarrhea is a constant fear of mine as well. That said, I'm laughing my ass off thinking about someone shitting themselves in front of a bunch of people.- Quantum Sleeper
this is fucking asinine and I want one soo fucking bad!- Mail Order Husbands
anytime you're feeling down and you think you're life's in the dumps take a gander at these jimmies and know someone sucks way, way more than you (probably)- Billy Zabka
folks, this one's going to be up a while. Why? Because I love the absolute fucking shit out of this guy! "Put him in a body bag, Johnny!"- Rap Lyrics Translated
I can't understand Spanish for shit, my whole life I've taken Spanish classes and pretty much anything except counting to 10 completely escapes me. Some people have a gift for language, one day it just 'clicks' and when they hear Spanish or whatever language they've been studying they start to understand it, not just translate individual words but actually understand what they're hearing without translating. For me, rap music is like that, it's just an innate understanding that so many white people just don't get. This site should help a little bit for those people who don't understand what rappers are actually saying, I recommend studying it and coming to grips with how totally fucking awesome rap music actually is.- My Name is Marc, and I'm a virgin...
well Mark, you've stumbled on the perfect solution to staying a virgin permanently by maintaining this site, so congrats. - aaaaaaabortion
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