Oh my, oh my, do I have a treat for you today my sweet bitches! The image above this post has screen-grabs from this British commercial for Citroens new C4 coup. In a nutshell, the C4 transforms into a robot (totally sweet) and the robot then dances to electronic dance-pop (totally awesome). The commercial declares that the C4 is "Alive with Technology", coincidentally this commercial makes my weinis alive with hardness. Watching this commercial again and again I'm so overcome with emotion that I've been knocked into a stupor. I swear to god and sonny jesus if the live action Transformers movie has anything remotely this cool in it I'll probably need to take a portable defibrillator into the movie theater with me so James St. James can shock me back into life every 15 minutes or so*. As Joel over at Gizmodo says with eloquence, "…hello, dancing robot. We're on, like, Orange Alert for nerds."

*Thinking about this really launches me into pre-teen girl giggle fits: James St. James taps me as he watches the sweetness occurring on screen, my arm flops onto my leg, James St. James looks over at me with a scowl on his face, "God dammit!" he whispers as he grabs the defibrillator. Positioning the paddles just so James St. James turns back to the action on screen as he yells "Clear!" to the confused audience and my carcass lurches in the seat. Alive again, I breathe a sigh as I once more take in the grandeur of live action Transformers. "This is bullshit, dawg", whispers James St. James his eyes glued to the cinema canvas. "Shut up", I reply as the conflict on screen begins to overwhelm my heart once more.