Sweet fancy Moses, Brit Brit! What would posses someone to look so fucked? (Particularly out in the public where every piece of shit with a phone-cam is trying to snap a picture of you) I'm going to go ahead and say that someone needs to put this bitch out of her misery. I can't take a shit anymore without hearing about yet another fucked up Britney Spears exploit and I think it's a subconscious cry for help from the one-time superstar. A cry that says, "kill me, please fucking kill me."
8 Comments:
At 5:08 PM, Little Boots said…
Is that cum on her face?
At 8:11 PM, Johnny Deuce said…
Ostensibly, it's some kind of zit removal cream. Although, given her well known obsession with bukkake, I don't think we can completely write cum off the list.
At 4:33 PM, darkstar said…
I heard that chicks can get real bad acne from being whores. However, I hooked up with a girl once who was a real big whore, and she didn't have acne at all. She also didn't have any pubes. But she did have herpes. She also liked to share, so she gave me some of her herpes. I think that was really thoughtful for a whore.
On a different note, those of you that were at my house for the OU debacle may have noticed a stench in the front yard. I initially told people that I had killed Beth Panella and buried her in the front yard, and her rotting corpse was the source of the stench. While I wish to God that were true, it was a lie. The real source of the smell was Skull Leader's vagina. He was really embarassed about it, so he asked me to make up a lie. But it's been tearing me apart inside, so I had to come clean (unlike S.L.'s one hole).
At 10:29 AM, Anonymous said…
. . . in addition to her face being covered with cum, that hat she's wearing is fucking classy yo. "Carpe Assum", "Seize the Ass"!
At 2:57 PM, Skull Leader said…
Cum? Zit cream? Who knows? Did the Kabala tell her to put that on her face? Doubt it, and besides how superstitious do think precious really is? Maybe precious is an ungulate that produces pig grease and/or waste from the pores in her face every time she gets married or nervous. Possibly. Maybe she is just being deceived. I've told a few ladies that my cum could also be used as a high-end acne medicine, weight loss catalyst, and sunless tan.
Whatever is on her face can't smell worse than Darkstar's front yard. It is not Dead Beth. It is not a vagina that apparently belonged to me. It could be UT's hopes and dreams that are dead and rotting. Shit, it could be my hopes and dreams. Whatever it is, it is damn brutal and ensures no girls ever showing up to any of his “Late nights”. Oh wait, they were never there in the first place.
At 2:55 PM, darkstar said…
My late nights??? I don't think they qualify as mine since I've only lived in this cesspool for about two weeks. Also, every time that I've seen Stool Leader at "my" house, he's been so ineberiated that I doubt he could have told the difference between a male and a female anyway (also backed up by some of the "persons" he's taken home from here).
At 11:40 AM, Anonymous said…
I know some find it "" to post anonymously, but eat it. For those concerned, the front yard of DarkStar's home has been wreaking since ACL. Whoevers hopes and dreams that may be... they have been dead for a while. But I did see Beth at the festival on or near John Hay... hrrpl. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...
At 11:42 AM, Anonymous said…
Please insert pussy into the "". Thanks.
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