Go to the bathroom right now and take a shit. I don't care if you think you need to take a shit or not, just go in there and force one out. Why? Because you're about to watch this music video by none other than homosexual Olympiad Carl Lewis and if you haven't just shit you will most certainly be shitting your pants at the absolute purity of the ridiculousness of this garbage. I can't even decipher the message he's trying to get across in the lyrics as I'm far too mesmerized by the Arsenio-esque flat top and hot tub jaunt with old, large, sunglass wearing, bubble blowing, white women.
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At 4:48 PM, Anonymous said…
I've done some stupid shit in the past but I certainly haven't memorialized it on my own personal web page. I think that Carl Lewis is officially the dumbest motherfucker on the planet, not for doing that stupid-ass video, but for letting the world in 2004 know that he did something that fucking stupid. I mean seriously, if I hooked up with a fat and or ugly girl because I was drunk I would just explain that "I was drunk, and I didn't know what the fuck I was doing" which, as most alchoholics know, is a perfectly good excuse. However, what Carl Lewis has done is the equivalent of me posting a video of the aforementioned alleged drunken fat/ugly girl hook-up on a web-page with my fucking name on it. Fuct.
Another thing about Carl Lewis, when I was still in grade school I was friends with this guy who lived by Carl Lewis and I remember him telling me that he used to see Carl Lewis in his backyard with other men and boys doing "weird stuff". Now, of course this is all hearsay from many years ago, but after watching that video I'm convinced that Michael Jackson isn't the guy the cops should be after, it's Carl Fucking Lewis.
At 1:12 AM, darkstar said…
Now, right now I'm real fucked up, so anything I say is to be ignored. On that note, I think that people who post anonymously are pussies. That's right, I said it!!! You are all pussiesgkashgsdang,masd.... oopppss I think I just threw up on the keyboard, gross, awesome? God damn drugs and alcohol... and on that note god bless them...
At 2:40 PM, Bullgod said…
What that video didn't show you was that Carl Lewis and the old bag actually had a threeway in the steam room. Who with? None other than the original steam room connoisseur - Johnny Deuce.
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