Ok, so we've gone over bukkake on The Deuce before. If you don't remember, bukkake is the totally sweet fetish were chicks (or dudes) drink/guzzle/shotgun mass quantities of cum. It's super hot and taking America by storm, Brit Brit even wolfed down a bathtub full of cum in her "Suicide [by bukkake]" video.
Well guess what, there's a new fetish in town and it wants to bring the pain on bukkake. No, it's not scat, that's still European. I'm talking about Roman Showers or "spew sex". If you haven't heard about this shit yet you're going to fucking love it! I'll let A Dirty Shame explain:
Roman showers or "spew sex" (clinical name: emetophilia) is a fetish where people become aroused by vomit or the act of vomiting. (It's also sometimes called a "rainbow shower.") Casual "emeto" fans get turned on by watching others vomit; hardcore vomit fetishists get more, uh, hands on.Sweet huh? Think of the possibilities: Roman shower frat parties, Rainbow shower grandmothers, it's all off the hook! I want somebody to look me in the eye and tell me that watching someone throw up all over themselves isn't the sexiest thing since crucifixion. That's right, you can't. So the next time you see somebody throwing up remember that they probably want you to fuck the shit out of them immediately after they get that last little spit out. If you want some more info about the newest thing that your totally into check out this site, it's called Vomit Online and it'll get you caught up in the scene so you don't act like a total newb at your next Spew Party.

8 Comments:
At 2:38 PM, Skull Leader said…
ah hem, I think the beat is a combonation of "Hammertime" and "baby got back".
After dinner it is chunky, in the morning it is yellow
Oh could you be so lucky, that I've come to say hello
White, Black, or Asian, you fit in the equation
Ipecac plus my yak, here comes the chum invasion
Whoa that smell it lingers, from your face to my fingers
Take the bets off the table cause tonight we are the ringers
It might bring on exhaustion, or at least cold sweats and tremors
That's fine with me girl, grab the candles, hit the dimmers
I'll slip out while you slumber, amongst the chewed cucumber
But don't rub your chest, those noodles spell my number
At 2:43 PM, Johnny Deuce said…
[clapping]
At 3:13 PM, darkstar said…
I've always been a huge fan of vomit, but not in a sexual way. I enjoy seeing people vomit in almost every situation. There was an awesome picture of Osama Bin Pickles floating around, in which he had what appeared to be a 3-4 foot long branch coming out of his mouth. As I recall he fell and split his face open soon after. Awesome is a ll I can say. I wonder if Johnny Deuce could find it in his immense power to post that picture for us?
Back to vomit... I think I'm going to do some soul searching to find out whether or not I'm secretly turned on by vomit. It would seem to be a logical extension of my fascination. Well time to go look in the mirror. (Not for too long though, I kinda creep myself out.)
At 7:20 AM, Anonymous said…
I think whoever runs this site should put up more new links on the side part. They get old after a month.
At 3:57 PM, Johnny Deuce said…
Ask and ye shall receive, cocksucker. I'll even try to update them a little more; Darkstar has quite a backlog in my inbox.
At 4:53 PM, Osama Bin Pickles said…
As for the scene that took place that darkstar describes, other possible scenarios begin to go through my head. What if instead of me just throwing up on the ground, like most people do, I was puking in a girl’s pussy hole. Or in her mud hole, for those who like to get dirty.
Two things can happen from here that come to mind:
1. Walk away laughing
2. Begin the act of domination
I can not say for sure which path I would take at the moment. My mind is exhausted thinking about it for now. Maybe I will never know.
At 2:38 PM, darkstar said…
I think that you should press the issue. Don't back away like the coward you aren't (What?!?!?). Begin the act of domination by all means. The best way that I have found to begin the act of domination is just to punch the bitch in the face. After this everything else is simple. Puke in her puss, brown hole, really do whatever, beccause the bitch is out, you know? I beat up a bitch one time, and all I can say is "I'm awesome". Really that sums it up.
Also, last night I got a ride home from downtown with a newspaper delivery man. Life (with alcohol) never ceases to amaze me.
At 9:54 AM, Anonymous said…
Unless, of course, it is a cold stream of pure red deliciousnes into a "puke box". And if for some reason there is any female wanting to open any hole worthy of being this "puke box", then there should be no doubt that this puking phenomenon is perfect.
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