The Delicate Art of Product Promotion

Team Sony, are you ready to unveil our new Cybershot cameras? Hot Japanese Models, how are you feeling? Really hot? Perfect. How about Swanky Dress Lady? Yeah, we're good? Okay, how about Top Hat? He's in the safety deposit vault eating a baby? Okay, awesome. Let's do this.

Damn it, Top Hat, can you put down the baby for five seconds and pick up the camera? Jesus.

Ok, I generally make up my own shit but in the case of the above Gizmodo blog I had to completely plagarize. God dammit, that's funny as shit.