Upset because he thought one of them had stolen his Xbox and some of his clothes, a Florida man rounded up three of his friends to help him exact revenge on the supposed perpetrator(s) by breaking into their house and beating them to death with baseball bats on Friday morning. They ended up brutally murdering four men and two women, with one bludgeoned so badly that they still haven’t been able to identify the body.
This is what it's all about people, a true to life story about when keeping it real goes wrong. These jimmies took 'kicking teeth in' to a new extreme. Since I pretty much exclusively kick in the teeth of kids not old enough to drive I'm not too concerned about this development. I prefer when possible to do zero research into the shit I post so, without reading a legitimate news source, I'm going to go ahead and say that all 4 of the killers play football for the Miami Hurricanes, and I will further say that the Florida gaming scene is off the hook.
3 Comments:
At 5:15 PM, darkstar said…
After reading a semi-legitimate news source it is with a heavy heart that I have to tell everyone that the Dog was indeed the as-of-yet unidentified victim. He apparently stole an XBox from his attackers, and there are unconfirmed reports that he took a shit on the attacker's lawn. Ellen could not be reached for comment, although we assume she was elated with the murders.
At 7:58 AM, Little Boots said…
If you're impressed by the gaming scene in Florida, you should check out Vegas. Intense.
At 11:31 AM, Johnny Deuce said…
To shine a little light on Little Boots' comment, he's referring to an incident that occurred last Saturday when I was purchasing a laptop from Dell and convinced the sales lady I was speaking with that I needed the laptop so I could more easily travel to Las Vegas (which I do 3 to 4 times a month, ha!) and kick teeth in with Mr. Pickles in massive video game tournaments for huge money where it is essentially the Americans versus the South Koreans in miracle-on-ice-esque battles for democracy. It was the shit.
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