I spent the past week at a conference in Austin. Yes, it was terrible. Yes, I'll go into more detail later this week. Yes, the syphilis has mostly cleared up and thank you for asking. I haven't posted in over a week and I wanted to get something online to satiate the masses (that's you), but it's too fucking hot in my office to do anything since the building AC is malfunctioning. It's hotter than a crotch in this mother fucker, and not regular Joe Six-pack crotch either, more like talk show material stuck inside a house obese woman crotch or bantha crotch. Il Duce pirated away the oscillating fan I had in my office and all this heat has lowered my metabolism to manatee-esque levels (that's right, I brought the beloved cow of the seas into this) and concentrating on anything more complex than my own breathing is taxing in the extreme but since I feel obligated to put something up I've scanned in various materials from the conference. Below you will find my nametag which caused quite an uproar since no one could figure out how I got it, I wanted to tell them that they were cowardice hoarding sheeple and just didn't know what buttons to push, instead I coyly told them that I had changed my name. Below that are the 4 pages of notes I took in various sessions during the conference, click on each image to open the full sized page. I implore any readers to comment on their favorite term in my notes.