So Mase ("the luckiest no-talent sidekick since Ed McMahon") is coming out with a new album. I guess dropping out of the rap game, becoming a reverend, and being an "in-demand" inspirational speaker on the youth religious circuit wasn't bringing in the dough. Go figure? Well, I've listened to the new single, "Welcome Back" and I must say that I like it, perhaps it's the Welcome Back Cotter theme but I find the song catchy. I do however have some reservations about the coming album since, at least according to lyrics in "Welcome Back" Ma$e no longer drinks, smokes, or gangsterizes. Apparently he's still keeping up the reverend façade. Unfortunately, while I think a rapper can do one song about how cool it was being rich, eating country food, and playing with kids I don't think a whole album of that shit will work out on the charts. Seriously, if a rapper isn't talking about bitches, slapping bitches, fags, being fly, playing it cool, pimping, dealing crack/heroine/pot/cocaine, smoking pot, stealing, praying, vandalizing, being in prison, killing someone, eating fried chicken, driving a Hummer/Escalade/Mercedes, 21"-26" rims, being drunk, fucking, or gangsterizing then what the fuck are they going to rap about? Loving the Lord and playing with kids? Shit, fool, aint no body want to bounce to that! Let's see what you've got M - A - dollar sign - E, I for one don't think there's much potential left.
"Livin' La Vida without the Loca"... Jesus P Christ that's a terrible thing to here from a rapper.
"Livin' La Vida without the Loca"... Jesus P Christ that's a terrible thing to here from a rapper.

11 Comments:
At 4:34 PM, Cowpie said…
Deuce-
I thought you might find these articles of interest. Notice the name of the bid winner.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=5501862293&rd=1
http://www.realdoll.com
At 6:34 PM, Johnny Deuce said…
Yeah, those dolls are the shit. Coincidentally, just last month I was reading a comparison of the two main competitors in the sex doll arena. Personally, I think there are a few serious issues with having a real sex doll around. For one, they're fucking huge and not only huge as in the amount of space they take up (the size of a person) but also ~400 lbs huge. So with the size of the mother fucker where do you hide it? You certainly don’t keep your sex doll out in the open unless you've fallen to the ultimate "I don't give a shit" level. Keeping one in the closet would be nothing short of terrifying. I guarantee you, if one of those fuckers is going to come alive Chucky style it's going to happen in a closet. Then there's the issue of the bizarre lifelessness they portray. The sex dolls don't really move, they don't get sweaty, they don't scream, they just sit there, mostly immobile with there's mouth slightly open to accept a cock. I mean, dead-fishing is cool and all but at least the fucking body's warm.
They do, of course, make sex dolls that move, get sweaty, and scream, but they call them hookers. Unfortunately, you have to pay hookers each time you visit and there’s the whole STD issue, not to mention the potential “cheating” issues…
On the other hand, that a jimmy calling himself leatherface bought a $4,000 sex doll is pretty fucking sweet.
At 10:18 AM, Osama Bin Pickles said…
To add to your list of what rappers "rap" about:
1. Fucking little white girls with big, black dicks
2. Rubbing lotion on thier ashy bodies.
3. the ghetto
4. and how thier money has not changed them, except for clothes, lifestyle, friends, residence, amount of bling, and how they get three times as much white pussy now.
5. Almost forgot, getting shot and how the sweat drips off thier balls.
6. oh, and acting real confused when you ask them a question.
out-
At 2:41 PM, darkstar said…
I'm not sure what I think about this "Cowpie" character. He seems awful snooty to me. Let me tell you something, roses really smell like poo-poo, jimmy.
At 4:07 AM, Nate said…
Darkstar-
I heard he was a known pervert as well, for what its worth.
At 11:40 AM, Cowpie said…
a brown rose for darkstar,
the arbiter of snooty.
for insomniac sidekick: a big tub of crisco,
to take in the booty.
At 9:31 PM, darkstar said…
Hmmmm... I think I'm speechless.
At 9:37 AM, Johnny Deuce said…
Nice burn, Cowpie
At 2:03 PM, darkstar said…
Osama Bin Pickles may be the sweetest handle ever.
At 3:13 PM, Respek said…
I got the sweetest handle ever...hangin' down low! Thanks for teeing it up for me darkstar.
At 4:56 PM, darkstar said…
That's what I'm here for.
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