Someone just finished their third steam sauna of the day since their steam unit was installed this morning. And let me tell you, it doesn't get old. Sitting there in the excruciatingly hot, moist steam watching the filth you put in your body sweat out of your pores makes you realize what clean livin' is all about. The shower cleans your outsides, the steam cleans your insides. And I don't know anyone who needs their insides cleansed more than yours truly. A steam is like a workout - except without all that hard work, you sweat a lot and emerge refreshed and invigorated. Steam saunas are so choice, if you have the means I highly recommend picking one up.*

That said, if you're a super-hot chickie baby in the Big Funky and you need a steam, I can always use a helping hand to wash my hair and shave my grundle. If interested keep in mind that I'm a gentleman style 2000 in my best years** and my hobbies include kicking in the teeth of teenage children in online video games, drinking beers, hating, intellectually discussing porn, and demanding satisfaction. Serious and somewhat serious inquiries only.

* …Bueler?
** athankyou Gunther