Let's get down to brass tacks here, the Olson twins are hot. They were hot during Full House and time has only been good to them. I should be making intercourse with them in my steam room, but they're in California and I hate California. I thought about moving to Colorado or something so I could "meet them halfway", but then I remembered that I don't go to bitches, bitches come to me. Ohh! Snap! But seriously, I don't have a steam room in Colorado so... Anyway, when I heard that Mary-Kate had gone to rehab for anorexia my reaction was, I'm sure, the same as yours: "Fuckin' shit that's so hot, yo!" So when I heard the rumor* being circulated by people who know people that Mary Kate's actually in rehab for a cocaine addiction I got all excited and had to go home for a steam. I mean, I was going to circulate my own rumor that she was starving herself because I wouldn't give it up but trying to kill herself with cocaine because I wouldn't give it up sounds much, much better.
*rumor=fact
5 Comments:
At 11:54 PM, Anonymous said…
this is a fucking test, yo
At 10:59 PM, Anonymous said…
if thats mary-kate ,then i like i like,i love short females but im short to,im a 5 feet 4 48 year old man from sc.if i could make love to mary kate ,the one on the magazine,i would first love her tits slowly,then i would do slow oral sex between her legs and between the cheeks of her ass.then i would kiss her all over.
At 11:12 PM, Anonymous said…
im a 48 year old male from sc,i,ve don,t oral sex between the legs of 30 woman and in total i,ve done it about 200 times.i know how its done.the smaller olson twin would be the best one for me to do.im not a stolker,but i would probably fall in love with that little sweet thing.my fanticy is,me and her in a soft bed in a dark room naked i lick her tits and there erect and hard long.i lick her between her legs and i can feel the heat and wetness and the natual smell of a young girls vigina,when she is over come with desire.then i kiss her and make her love me long and hard i drive and thrust her with all my love,.lieveing her breathless and moaning.
At 12:22 AM, Anonymous said…
i want to ass hole fuc mary kate olson,i have a 10 dic and i know she want get enough of it.
At 11:36 PM, Anonymous said…
o no i found out the olson twins are 2 inches taller than me and im a dude ,o no,does that make me more girl than them?i thought they where 4 11 or 5 feet tall,o no.i would still love to lick them between there legs ,u no oral sex .every bodys doing it.
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