It has come to my attention that some people don't quite understand what I meant when I asked Mustache if he wanted "beef" with me on the day we met. In the interests of full disclosure, let me define "beef" for you as per Christopher Wallace:

"What's beef? Beef is when you need two gats to go to sleep
Beef is when your moms ain't safe up in the streets
Beef is when I see you
Guaranteed to be an ICU, one more time
What's beef? Beef is when you make your enemies start your Jeep
Beef is when you roll no less than thirty deep
Beef is when I see you
Guaranteed to be an ICU, check it"

Obviously, Mustache doesn't realistically want any beef with me. I'll have that fool starting my Jeep in no time. Book it.