I was on my way to work this morning and saw a troublingly familiar sight. I was behind a bus at a stop light, the street perpendicular to me and the bus had cars turning to run parallel to us. The street next to us was jammed and the turn light switched to red but not before one last fucking bitch got her fucking 4Runner into the middle of the intersection where it had nowhere to go. I realized that the bus in front of me couldn't move out into the intersection and turn around this bitch since the bus was too long to turn properly. My passions aflame I squeezed my unit to the left side of the bus and pulled up next to this dumb fucking bitch. My window was rolled down and I was fuming pissed, I yelled at the bitch (who refused to acknowledge I was there) "Who the FUCK do you think you are stopping an entire bus full of people! CUNT!" My personal opinion that public transportation is for pussies notwithstanding, it's one thing for this bitch to inconsiderately block a few cars out of her greed but to stop a bus that's full of people because this bitch just had to make the light had my taint quivering in rage. As I gunned my engine to jerk around this bitch I spit a filthy loogie on her window that looked exactly like an aborted baby. The loogie made me extremely pleased with myself, I hoped the bitch would have a really hard time scraping it off, then I wished that the bitch had been an aborted baby and not been around to block my intersection, and then a little glum I wished I had been an aborted baby.