It takes an astute and highly skilled mind to decode the following female proposal, follow if you can.

Her: "Why don't you want brass collar stays!?"
Me: "Well, you see, often times I get over-served. When I am over-served I oft forget to remove my collar stays before throwing my shirt into the hamper. Thus, I lose most collar-stays. I feel I must reiterate that it is not my fault since I was one, over-served, and two, over-served."
Her: [to an associate] "I just can't listen to what he tells me sometimes… responding could get me fired."
Me: "You know, it would be harder to hear you if your lips was around my dick."
Her: "You see… look! I... dammit!"

Translation: I want your throw-up in my ass.

It's plain as daystar to me. Can you see it? I demand vindication!