The Deuce Goose

when shit happens, it usually happens in my mouth

4.14.2004

As a fan of extreme porn, since I can't yet see dudes throwing up in chicks' asses, various forms of bukkake are the porn du jour and have been a hot topic of conversation amongst the members of my Big Funky Brain Trust. Some would argue that the wetworks or scat genre of pornography is more extreme than bukkake (and they're probably right) but skat is really more of a European phenomenon than an American one. Perhaps all the years of America hiding behind the puritanical veil have left me averse to people eating and playing around with each other's shit. I guess it's just not a fetish I have to be sitting with knife and fork at the end of someone's brownhole waiting for a steamer to pop out. On the other hand, watching a chick throw back on a quart of cum sounds fucking awesome. Just thinking about all the different forms of bukkake is really funny to me. Bukkake girls, bukkake parties, bukkake dudes, bukkake frat boys, it's all really funny in a I-can't-believe-that-fucker-is-going-to-shotgun-a-glass-of-cum kinda way.
So yea, bukkake's awesome. And the latest bukkake girl? Brit Brit, of course!


(shots from her new "Suicide [by Bukkake]" video)

Look at all that fucking cum! God damn Britney loves her cum! Death by bukkake! Ahaaabukkake! Bukkake booya! BYOB, Bring Your Own Bukkake! Hollah!