The Deuce Goose

when shit happens, it usually happens in my mouth

2.14.2004

So I'm rollin' in my unit, thumpin' Peaches "Fuck the Pain Away", singing along, and lookin' tough. I pull up to a light, see this ugly bitch, and I'm like "yo! That ugly bitch is homeless!", dig? The bitch is kickin' it on the side of the road pedalin' newspapers like they do. So I roll down my window all smooth like, I had my sunglasses on even though it wasn't bright out, and I know I looked fuckin' cool. So I says to this bitch, "Yo bitch! Do yourself a solid and stop sellin' papers 'cause you gotta have somethin' to sleep in tonight, hollah at cha boy!" She just looked at me, 'cause what could she say to somethin' like that? God damn I got that bitch good.