In the interests of keeping all concerned parties informed regarding the denial of service attack perpetrated against the Deuce Goose two days ago, I'll release the statement that all current evidence points to the originator(s) of the attack coming from the Mary Lou Retton camp. The moral here? Never trust a fucking Olympian. While no substantial facts have unearthed themselves I will let it be known that the Deuce Goose will see that show-boating bitch brought to justice! For you, for me, for all the free peoples of the Big Funky, this atrocity will not stand!