You remember the original Dr. Dolittle movie? I'm talking about the 1967 musical masterpiece, not the 1998 atrocity starring the once-great Eddie Murphy. In the movie, and perhaps the book, Dr. Dolittle has to learn the language of the shell fish and to do so he must learn it from the great pink sea snail. The great pink sea snail was a whale sized snail, yet proved to be very elusive causing Dr. Dolittle, his animals, and his boy toy to travel the earth in search of it. Quite an adventure to be sure. It turns out the giant pink sea snail managed to get out of his shell. I'm not sure how or when it happened but I know it did because I just took a shit and the giant pink sea snail slipped out of my ass sans shell. So, be on the look out for that.