The Deuce Goose

when shit happens, it usually happens in my mouth

1.14.2004

Reader Hate, #001
Today I received an email so full of hate I decided that it needed to be posted on the Deuce Goose. It's is a reply from Little Boots to an email I sent him concerning the horrific events Lucas and I went through yesterday. Enjoy.

That sounds fantastic. Just so you know, this cold weather is so deep in my hatebox that it’s physically painful to me (both the weather and my hate are painful, that is). It’s fucking 3 degrees here today with a wind chill of about minus 11. As if that weren’t bad enough, it’s going to start snowing tonight. My fucking world is caving in. Why anyone would choose to live up here is a damned mystery to me. New York’s so awesome! Yeah, well it’s not so great when you have to worry about how long your skin can be exposed to outside air before becoming frostbitten. Shit.

Can you hear me clapping Little Boots? Ooh wee! You got that bomb ass pussy!