The Deuce Goose

when shit happens, it usually happens in my mouth

1.12.2004

I just looked at the clock and saw that it's 9:11. 911 is a very important time to remember. A time for everyone to look back at their life and be thankful for what they have. What's so special about 911, you may ask? Because 9-1-1 is the title track to Westside Connection's new CD "Terrorist Threats" their triumphant return to world of gangsta rap and the world at large. This isn't the first time I've mentioned "Terrorist Threats", I mentioned it in the conclusion of yesterday's plotless, rambling rant and I actually transcribed the opening to 9-1-1 on December 21 of 4Q03. I keep mentioning the album because of its deep political, and religious implications. The mesmerizing political messages in the album are sure to put a stranglehold on the coming year's electoral races nationwide. Consider these lyrics:

[Ice Cube]
What the fuck is Ice Cube talkin about
That's how you get these nuts parked in you mouth
Westside ride trick, the same old shit
I don't conversate with pussy I ain't goin get
I don't holla at these hoes that sing like Ashanti
Body like Beyonce, face like Andre (uhhh)
Bitch you kinda strange
But I'm rich so my entre gotta be bombay

If I were Howard Dean I'd be shitting my pants. I expect the mass exodus out of traditional political parties to the Gangsta Nation will alter the face of politics forever. For one, Ice Cube doesn't go to war over crack like Bush in Iraq. A powerful message indeed. Religiously, it's more than likely that Westside Connection is the second coming prophecied in the Bible. Think about it. The first Westside Connection album, "Bow Down", was released in 1996. The group disappeared following the album, only to arrive back on the scene 7 years later. Consider the lyrics of Dub C (W.C.): "Can you see us, naw. 'Cause haters can't see us." I don't know how it could be made any more clear; Westside Connection was killed and resurected seven years later. What about the singles released during their absence, you may ask? Miracles, fool! Then the most compelling evidence of all: there are 3 members of Westside Connection. Ice Cube, W.C., and Mac 10. The only thing separating the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit from the Gangsta', the Killa', and the Dope Dealer is a thin semantic veil.

I pledge allegiance
To the rag of the United Westside Connection
And to the 'W for which it stands
One neighborhood under god
Invincible with luxuries and riches for all.