To anyone who told me Arnold Schwarzenegger would never be the next Governor of California: F u c k Y o u!

Now that Arnold is governor I still hate California but I don't want it to fall into the ocean anymore.

Further reading in the October 2003 issue of Robb Report: Collection does not disappoint. I'm now into the Armoring A-Z section. I'm reading the 'zine slow because I'm really savoring every word. Also, it's a bathroom read and I've been a little backed up recently. Check out letters P, X, and Z, they really warm the cackles of my taint.

(P) Principal: That's you. An armored car is no substitute for your personal resolution to do whatever it takes to stay alive. When things get serious, take care of number one.

(X) X Marks the Spot: You're the target. If you feel insecure when driving, you probably are. If you think someone's out to get you, he probably is. Even if you don't buy an armored car, regularly review your "perceived threat level" and make appropriate security arrangements.

(Z) Zero: That is how much fun you'll have if you're dead.

These guys took hate to it's logical conclusion. We at the Deuce Goose will remember you Hector.

A man who fought the driver of a moving truck while hanging from the side window died when the truck hit a tree. Hector Lopez, 20, of Houston, was killed Saturday when the truck hit a palm tree and the vehicle landed on him, sheriff’s deputies said. Carlos Jimenez, 21, of Tampa, was charged with DUI manslaughter and leaving the scene of an accident involving death. He was jailed without bond. Sheriff’s Cpl. Dan Tewmey said he did not know why the men were fighting. They were acquaintances and had dated the same woman, he said.
Deputies said the pair had fought earlier in the day, and Jimenez drove to the house were Lopez was staying, woke him up, and then drove off.
Lopez followed in his own pickup for eight miles, bumped Jimenez’ truck three times and then blocked the road so Jimenez couldn’t pass.
Lopez got out of his truck and started beating Jimenez through the driver’s side window, and when Jimenez started driving again Lopez hung on, deputies said. About three blocks later, they struck the tree.