Man oh man, my container of Chicle Chics is really filling up quickly now. I'm not attaching a picture this time because I want anticipation to build for a while. I have determined that to fill the one container with chewed Chicle Chics it will take chewing roughly 5 full containers of the gum. An impressive human endeavor to be sure, I put it up there with the faked moon landings and the faked climbing of Mt. Everest without oxygen.

Heavy D just called for the absolution of our capitalistic system of government to be exchanged with Socialism. Why? Two reasons. One, because he doesn't feel that Bill Gates should be paying the same percentage of taxes as him (of course, he doesn't). Two, the best reason of all: pure crazy.

Well, he's gone and done it. Heavy D has stopped using deodorant. It was really only a matter of time. Like a large corporation, a corporation of crazy if you will, he must constantly be expanding his crazy or he will die. It was really only a matter of time before the crazy shit he says was no longer crazy enough; I think his ideas on killing a bureaucrat weekly is what maxed him out. So, to continue his pioneering efforts into insanity, Heavy D has stopped using deodorant and any other product that could mask his funk.
To call the situation terrible does an injustice to the power of his stink because it's much, much worse than terrible. As the day goes on it only gets worse. By 2:30 you can't be in the same room with him. By 4:00 you better have the door to your office shut. It's like he's carrying a piece of shit around in one of those baby papooses on his back. Walking into his office is like walking into a palpable wall of stink, a turn your head to the side and squinch up your nose kind of stink where you throw-up a little bit in your mouth and have to swallow it back down. Along with enhancing his crazy, it may also be some sort of old man defense mechanism. At 72 he's old and fragile, the new funk he's pushing is a defense mechanism against predators. I sure as fuck wouldn't go near him.