Uncle Joe was trained by my dad and he knows how to use those fuckin' weapons. I've seen Joe, Unlce Joe, go out to a job site armed to the fuckin' teeth. Some sub will get cross-ways with him and threaten his ass and Joe will b-line to his truck where he's got a fuckin' arsenal.
-Heavy D, on why you shouldn't fuck with "Uncle" Joe

"If you can some how or other twist your leg around and kick you own fuckin' ass, do it! And when you're done kickin' your ass, go in the back and kick Will's ass, you son of a bitch!"
-Heavy D, overheard in conversation with our architect

As a handler wipes egg off his shoulder, Arnold shakes the hand of the happiest frat guy ever born.

"What you have to do in our society is kill a bureaucrat every week. Every week, just go out there and pick off the sorriest son of a bitch around."
-Heavy D, just being generally crazy