I spent last Saturday night talking and taking shots with lawyers, bodyguards, and bounty hunters. I don't have to write it for you to know: it was fucking awesome. I figure I'm going to be around these types of people a lot in the future so I might as well get to know them now. I just don't see my life being lived to its fullest unless I have an entourage of bodyguards disappearing me across international borders, bounty hunters hot on my heals using all the tools of their craft to collect the bounty on my head, and a team of lawyers suing everyone with a pulse for defamation. That, my friends, is living.
Bounty hunters, by the way, have some extremely hardcore stories. Mind you, I think they were all lies but who am I not to enjoy a good story? It is truly pleasant to be around other people who feel, like I do, that everything is a trap.