I drank my fucking ass off last night. I felt like dog shit this morning. I mean, I felt fucking terrible. I haven't felt that bad since that time in New Orleans when I had to stay in bed with the cold sweats due to liquor poisoning and had all those dreams about fucking a dinosaur. I didn't get to stay in bed this morning though, I had to attend a closing. So, when I got to the law offices where the closing was going down I searched out a bathroom and threw my guts up. It smelled like ranch dressing.