What we have here is me being fucked. This is my apartment's garage this evening. Did I forget to mention the other day about the flooding problems my complex has? That's right...hate.

It's difficult to tell from the pictures, but the water is about 5 inches deep. In some places it's very deep, as in, it could drown a small to medium sized dog. The water is disgusting too, it's a muddy brown due to dirt from the constant construction going on around the apartment complex, there's plenty of glass mixed in from all the broken car windows, there are pieces of dog shit scattered across the waters since every mother fucker in this shitbox with a dog is too fucking lazy to walk their dog more than a few feet from the elevators, and there's certainly a measurable amount of semen from all the rapists. About the dog shit, I've even seen a pile outside someone's door because they couldn't muster the time/energy to take their dog outside so they let it shit in the hall. There's no fucking courtesy here, I hope the bitch that let her dog shit in my hallway got raped.

Here, you can see me driving my unit through this mess. It's a god damn underground lake in this motherfucker. All that's missing is the albino fish that lost their sense of sight. I won't lie and tell you I wasn't tempted to drown myself in this fucking cesspool, kind of like a baby left too long in a bathtub, except it's a bourgeois mother fucker drowning himself in a sea of hate to make a statement about the dilapidated conditions of his supposedly A-Class apartment complex.