Well, the fucking holidays are fucking upon us. What does that mean? It means the stores where I normally consume are teaming with sheeple purchasing shit and making me hate. It means my bars are teaming with college kids home for the winter break and making me hate. It means my ears are soon to be teaming with the musical stylings of the Trans Siberian Orchestra which will fill me with hate. It means the restaurants where I sup are teaming with people who seem to be able to take the entire month of December off from work just to fill my dining establishments. It's almost too much for me. I'm considering a month long hibernation to try and avoid this shit, just me in the biscuit with a bedpan shitting where I sleep like a swine.
What do I want for Christmas? A slug to my dome. Book it.