You remember in elementary school you did that "experiment" where the teacher put a potatoe half way into a mason jar of water and left it sitting around for a couple of weeks? The potatoe sprouted and all the children were awed that the teacher could make the potatoe grow shit. Well, I just took a shit, and that shit had sprouts growing out of it. It was gross, and it tickled on the way out. I like to think it tickled like an abortion would tickle. BOOYA!