Further reading in the October 2003 issue of Robb Report: Collection does not disappoint. I'm now into the Armoring A-Z section. I'm reading the 'zine slow because I'm really savoring every word. Also, it's a bathroom read and I've been a little backed up recently. Check out letters P, X, and Z, they really warm the cackles of my taint.

(P) Principal: That's you. An armored car is no substitute for your personal resolution to do whatever it takes to stay alive. When things get serious, take care of number one.

(X) X Marks the Spot: You're the target. If you feel insecure when driving, you probably are. If you think someone's out to get you, he probably is. Even if you don't buy an armored car, regularly review your "perceived threat level" and make appropriate security arrangements.

(Z) Zero: That is how much fun you'll have if you're dead.