How fucking cool is this? You're standing in the back of your garden tub, taking a shower, and facing the back wall. Your left hand is raised and wrapped around the in-shower towel bar. Your right hand is resting on your right leg which is propped up on the back edge of the garden tub. Your head is bent forward, eyes closed, resting on your left arm. You rip a juicy fart, it has great resonation in the shower. You open your eyes in satisfaction only to see you sprayed a bunch of blood all over the bottom of your tub. You're speachless with horror. Slowly the shower water washes away all the blood leaving the natural cream colored plastic of the tub in its place. You get out of the shower, do a double take, but all the blood is gone. Was that just a dream? A morning halucination? Absolutely! What else could it be?