All I can say is 'wow'. I just visted the RealUltimatePower web site and I was blown away. Go there immediately! Particularly noteworthy are the 'PumpUp', 'History', and 'HateMail' sections. Reading the hate mail makes me realize that this guy is doing a real good job. Here are a couple of examples of the excellence that awaits you:
"My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window."
"Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why there are so few ninjas today."
"But if you want to commit Seppuku and you’re like me, you don’t have access to stuff like lasers. But there’s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it’s pretty cool."
"My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window."
"Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why there are so few ninjas today."
"But if you want to commit Seppuku and you’re like me, you don’t have access to stuff like lasers. But there’s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it’s pretty cool."
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