Some asshole that evidently lives at my apartment complex parked his minivan in the garage over the weekend. This fuck-nose parked his minivan at an angle taking up two spots. Furthermore, this shit-ass put dubs on the minivan to increase my hate. Lastly, the cocksucker adorned the minivan with a Mercedes Benz M-Class car cover. Of course, the cover doesn't really fit since it was designed for a smaller bodied less shitty vehicle. Let me explain to you how much I hate this arrogant prick. Who the fuck does he think he is parking his piece of shit, ghettoed out, family car in two spots in my garage? Jesus Christ, I didn't have a problem when the Ferrari took up two spots but he Ferrari was a very nice, very expensive foreign car. This piece of fucking shit minivan is a cheap, domestic car that was doubled in value by its rims. Hey minivan driver! Fuck You To Hell! You Fucking Piece of Shit! Why don't you stop pretending, get the fuck out of my apartment complex, get the fuck out of my garage, get the fuck out of my parking spot, sell your piece of shit minivan, sell your fucking rims, buy your family a fucking Suburban, and buy a fucking house in the fucking suburbs so I don't have to take the rims off your shyster car and toss them through the windows! I hate you, you are what's wrong with society, you're the fucking disease and the cure is one of two things: your death or you deciding to stop being a cocksucker and treating everyone else with some fucking respect!