So I've collected 3 bottle caps from Diet Pepsis that say I'm entitled to a free 20 oz. bottle of Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, or Mountain Dew if I purchase one bottle at full price. Of course, this would be cool except the woman who runs the deli at the bottom of my building refuses to redeem my prize! The fucking bitch says that she doesn't get paid back for the free drinks she gave out until she has a "case worth" of caps. In other words, unless I'm able to collect 9 more caps I don't get shit. Obviously, I'm getting fucked. I mean, I guess I could redeem them at an Exxon or some other filling station where they're not fucking assholes but I feel like that bitch downstairs enters into a social agreement / contract between me, Pepsi, and herself when she puts the fucking bottles out for sale. The label on the soft drink says "redeem anywhere Pepsi is sold". This whore may have lawsuit on her hands! She's damn lucky I'm so lazy.