Looking through the SPAM in my inbox today I found what could possibly be the best non-porn spam I've yet to receive. Check this shit out:
Welcome to the site http://www.darkprofits.com, it's us again, now we extended our offerings,
here is a list:
1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.
4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.
5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET,
you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.
6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.
7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita
galleries, to keep out clients busy.
Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.
ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher
for free.
This offer won't last! Only until 27th of August all our clients will also recieve
a pack of 2 CDs, with best selection of child pornography.
Fuckin' cool eh? This is so hardcore I'm not even willing to visit the site, since only terrible shit could come from it. "Gay-slaves for sale" sounds particularly interesting and ridiculous, although selling gay-slaves may not be as ridiculous as the poor spelling that's rampant in the solicitation. "recieve"? Come on asshole, everyone since the release of 'A Boy Named Charlie Brown' in 1970 knows the bullshit song "'I' before 'E' Except After 'C'". So, the author of the email is either an American who has never seen 'A Boy Named Charlie Brown' nor graduated from a primary school or some fucker from another country who doesn't speakee eenglish too well. Since an American who hasn't seen 'A Boy Named Charlie Brown' is not an American but a Communist, that leaves some fucker from another country as the author. Furthermore, since I only buy my surface to air missiles and gay-slaves from true-blooded Americans, I won't be able to take advantage of the promotional offer made available in the email.
Welcome to the site http://www.darkprofits.com, it's us again, now we extended our offerings,
here is a list:
1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.
4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.
5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET,
you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.
6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.
7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita
galleries, to keep out clients busy.
Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.
ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher
for free.
This offer won't last! Only until 27th of August all our clients will also recieve
a pack of 2 CDs, with best selection of child pornography.
Fuckin' cool eh? This is so hardcore I'm not even willing to visit the site, since only terrible shit could come from it. "Gay-slaves for sale" sounds particularly interesting and ridiculous, although selling gay-slaves may not be as ridiculous as the poor spelling that's rampant in the solicitation. "recieve"? Come on asshole, everyone since the release of 'A Boy Named Charlie Brown' in 1970 knows the bullshit song "'I' before 'E' Except After 'C'". So, the author of the email is either an American who has never seen 'A Boy Named Charlie Brown' nor graduated from a primary school or some fucker from another country who doesn't speakee eenglish too well. Since an American who hasn't seen 'A Boy Named Charlie Brown' is not an American but a Communist, that leaves some fucker from another country as the author. Furthermore, since I only buy my surface to air missiles and gay-slaves from true-blooded Americans, I won't be able to take advantage of the promotional offer made available in the email.
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