I'm really excited about Anatomy of a Shark Bite this weekend on the Discovery Channel. They've really been promoting the fact that "the unthinkable happens". Unfortunately, I've pretty much thought of everything they could show on TV already. I mean, the unthinkable to me (without getting into the impossibility of thinking the unthinkable) would be to see a diver or cameraman actually fuck a shark on TV but I just don't see that one happening. Or maybe if they found a talking shark, that would be fucking awesome and damn near unthinkable. I'm pretty sure though that all they have is some asshole who got attacked on camera. I guess that's ok but it's certainly not unthinkable by any means. I guarantee you I'll be unimpressed with what happens simply because there's no way it could be as cool as any of the attacks in the Jaws movies. A shame really. Unless they actually reenact all the deathblow / climax scenes from each of the 4 Jaws movies which would be fucking sweet! A whole hour of watching sharks get blown up by oxygen tanks in their mouths, electrocuted on transoceanic power lines, blown up by underwater hand grenades in 3D, and culminating with the impalement of sharks onto the bow of the research vessel. Fuck me, that would be sweet. Of course, I just thought of it, which means it's not going to happen. Damn hell.