I would say that at least half the farts that escape from my dead insides are powerful enough to kill a man. Sometimes, when I do a quick squat to pick something up and my face is in the same general area where my ass once was, I can smell my ass and it makes me almost throw-up. If I were a girl I couldn't imagine how bad my pussy would stink. I think I would douche every time I took a piss.

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