I turned off the power in the NYC

It blows if you didn't have power for a day, the loss in TiVo recordings alone would mentally cripple me. That being said… HA! Fuck you and your problems New York! You whiny cunts! There was a hurricane headed towards The Big Funky and I didn't get to hear about it because all the news for two days was monopolized by your bullshit power outage. "What happened, what happened?", that's all I fuckin' here from you. I'll tell you what happened, you fucked up, didn't listen when Cali had damn near the same problem 2 years ago, and now you're reaping the consequences. I don't feel sorry for your north eastern asses at all. My ass is in Texas and we're on our own god damn grid, we don't give a shit about you, and that's fucking awesome! So you keep whining and sitting outside on the street because "it's sooo hot... we don't have any lights..." and I'll keep sitting in my fucking cold-ass, air-conditioned apartment laughing and laughing as I shovel delicious power off my balcony. Stop relying on states in the midwest to supply you with power plants, nut up and put that ugly ass plant in your own city, put up the ugly ass power lines, and in the meantime shut the fuck up! You're fucking problems do not need to be everyone else's. Yea, you're out of power, which sucks. Guess what? In Texas, if we had run out of power, you wouldn't have heard a god damn peep because all our asses would be dead, not that you'd waste any precious news time on problems that aren't your own. You think it's hot up there? Fucking laughable! You have got absolutely nothing on heat. Heat fucking lives in Texas, he vacations in the northeast. Shit, my cousin bought his condo from Heat, said he was a pimp.

"I turned off the power in the NYC
Who wants to rock the microphone after me?
Think of who you are and who you be
My energy holds it down like the The Big Funky."
-remixed Don Mega