I'm fucking sick and tired of valets. When I pull up to an establishment that provides a valet I expect that mother fucker to open my and my guest's doors. Just because I drive a fucking Bronco doesn't mean I'm so classless that I don't deserve my door opened for me. When I tip the mother fucker my money should be going towards the comfort I was provided. Anymore, it seems like the fucking valet feels he's obligated to the tip I give him. Fuck You valet! You're not worth a shit! Open my God damn door for me, park my fucking car, then you deserve five bones! I guarantee you the fucking valet is thinking, "this guy's my age, he drives a Bronco, I don't need to open the door for him...." That shit just won't stand. I subjugate my ass every day to assholes who think they're better than me because they're older than me, this fucking valet can do his fucking job and open my car door even if it makes him feel like he's beneath me. Shit, if he doesn't like it get another god damn job!