The Deuce Goose

when shit happens, it usually happens in my mouth

7.16.2003

If you don't live in Texas, Houston in particular, then you probably didn't see much news about Hurricane Cunt that slapped the Texas coastline around a bit yesterday. Well, the news footage they showed was stunning. Every station had to have an asshole down on the coast leaning into the wind and shouting, "Look at this! Look at the way I'm leaning into this! This is incredible! I can't believe there are people out in this! This is crazy!" Of course, they looked like fucking idiots. There were people standing on their porches, hardly affected by the wind at all, staring at these assholes. I hate the fucking news media. They're all idiots. I don't mind the lies so much, hell, I'm a big fan of lying. I hate that their lies are so transparent, put some fucking effort into it you degenerates! God damn!