The Deuce Goose

when shit happens, it usually happens in my mouth

7.15.2003

I get so fucking bored sometimes. All god damn day I sit at work waiting for 5 o'clock to roll around so I can get the fuck out of there. As soon as I get home I have all of about 2 things to do: scratch my worthless cat and re-download all of todays emails. I'm glad that I can now add writing to whatever assholes stumbles upon this useless site as an afterwork acitvity. I hate Mary Lou Retton. I wrote a great email about her the other day, I'd post it but I'm slightly afraid of legal retribution. God knows no one reads this drivel but the moment I post something slanderous about Mary Lou...BAM...lawsuit.